i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just made out with a guy for $7.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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