is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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