Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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