On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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