Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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