The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I can text with my tongue
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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