I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
there is glitter all over my balls
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