when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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