youre lurking in front of me
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
