He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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