What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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