If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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