i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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