Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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