Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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