How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Randomize
