You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
How does one acquire holy water?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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