she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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