GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
