That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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