what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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