We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
My life is pants optional.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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