You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i will never coherently bang her
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
