I wanna passion pit in your ass
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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