Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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