the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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