Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
two words...techno handjob
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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