The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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