I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
In other news, I just burned my penis
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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