she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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