Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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