I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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