youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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