the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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