doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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