i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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