brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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