Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I think a kid would responsible me up
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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