Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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