And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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