im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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