she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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