you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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