at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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