I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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