Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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