Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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