check it out our google latitudes are spooning
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Randomize
