today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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