I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize