I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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