dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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