The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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