Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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