Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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