Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
