please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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