The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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